xomiaamore:

peonylang:

boy I hope this works

IT IS NOW SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST, 2012

HENCEFORTH IT SHALL BE DECLARED LADY PEONY’S NAMEDAY, ALONG WITH LADY MIA, ACROSS THIS MIGHTY AND PROUD KINGDOM OF TUMBLR, IN THE NATION OF INTERNETIA

AND SO THE BLOGGERS WILL REJOICE, THE FOLLOWERS WILL WINE AND DINE, AND THE TWO LADIES OF HONOR SHALL DO WHATEVER FUCKERY THY DESIRES IN THE DISTANT LAND OF DALLAS, AT THE ANNUAL FESTIVAL OF ANIME, AS THUS DETERMINED AND BLESSED BY THE GODS

THERE WILL BE SPARKLES AND GLITTER, COOKIES AND TINY CAKES, CORSETS AND SATIN RIBBONS, FOR THAT IS THOU SHALT ROLL FOREVERMORE

IT SHOULD BE KNOWN THAT MEAD-INDUCED TEXTS AND CALLS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME AS NAMEDAY OFFERINGS. IN FACT, IT IS VERY MUCH WISHED FROM ANYONE THAT POSSESSES CONTACT INFORMATION. RATHER, A POST WITH THE ‘PEONYLANG’ TAG IS MOST WONDROUS OF AN IDEA

SO LET US DANCE INTO THE NEXT MORROW, FOR TODAY IS A MOST HOLY DAY INDEED

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY WIFE AND PERFECT HUMAN AND BIRTHDAY TWIN

BRINGIN’ THIS BACK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US